Indian Nursery Rhymes

1) Laloo Bhai bihari

Went up the pahari

To fetch a bail for court order

Laloo fell down

And lost his crown

But Rabri reigned thereafter.



2) Laxman laxman

Yes pappa

Eating money

No pappa

Telling lies

No pappa

Open yr drawer

Ha ha ha



3) Samata party is falling down

Falling down, Falling down

Samata party is falling down

Falling down, Falling down

My fair Jaitley (Jaya)



4) Wha Wha Black Sheep

Have you pulled the wool?

Yes sir, Yes sir, Three bags full.

One for my father,

One for my dame,

And one for the CBI Crying down the lane.



5) Little Miss Bharti,

Did a Maha-arti, So the BJP would always hold sway.

There came a big BSP With Mayavati its USP and frightened

Miss Bharti away.





6)Little Lal Advani

Sat with his TV vahini

Taking his party's rai

He stuck out hist humb, Hoping to pull out the plum,

And said, 'Can I have a slice of Vaj-pie?'



7) Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.

Batsman-bowler had a great fall,

All the bookies' cookies, All the bribers' men,

Couldn't put Indian cricket together again.