Laloo Special

One day Laloo was travelling by his car to a village.

Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver could'nt hit the
brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the
accident.

Laloo was deeply moved. He called the driver and said ,"Jiska e suuar
hai hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon . Usko dhundke lao ".

The driver went to the village and came back after some time with a
tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and lots of money in
his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko
laiye, aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hai?"

At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident. Hearing
it they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for
some time and gave this money."

Laloo then asked him "Aap unko eg-jectly kaa bole?"

The driver replied : "Main bola, mein Laloo Prasad Yadav ka driver
hoon, maine suaar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai.........."