Bumper Stickers

· Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

· I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

· Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

· I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

· So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

· Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

· I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

· As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

· God must love stupid people, he made so many.

· Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

· I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

· Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.