10 Office Sayings !

Top 10 sayings we'd like to see on those office
inspirational posters:

1. Rome did not create a great empire by having
meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed
them.


2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is
chaos...then you probably haven't completely
understood the seriousness of the situation.


3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.
Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job
security.


4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
jet engines.


5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural
Stupidity


6. A person who smiles in the face of
adversity...probably has a scapegoat.


7. Plagarism saves time.


8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.


9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid
altogether.


10. TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the
blame yourself