Wonderful definitions of designations at office.

Wonderful definitions of designations at office.

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

 2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

 4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

 5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

 6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

 7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

 8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby. and lastly........

 9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

10) Team Lead is a person actually knows how many men and women required to deliver the baby, but will not tell anyone