Ehsaan Qureshi ,if u have missed at star one

Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha,

Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha.

Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho."

Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya,

Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha:

"Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?"

Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."

Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li,

Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"

Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."

Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"

Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.

Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi manzil pe."

Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"

Room pahucha, waiter se kaha:

"Ek paani ka gilas milega?"

Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanchke milte hain."

Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,

Raste me ek sahab se pooncha:

"Janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"

Janab hans kar bole: "Peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon,

Yahi padi hai... kahin nahin jaati."

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada,

Usne poocha: "Kaise aana hua?"

Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,

Maine bhi jawab diya: "Train se."

Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha:

"Areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai,

Uuse kuch taja taja khilao."

Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.

Kaha: "Taji hawa kha lijiye."

Dost ne phir se badey pyar se biwi se kaha:

"Areeee sunti ho, inhe jara apna chalis saal purana aachar to dikhana."

Bhabiji ek baatli me rakha aachar le aayi.

Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha:

"Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi?"

Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: "Yuhi agar sab ko chakhati To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?"

Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne potey ko sula rahi thi,

Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi:

"Diploma so ja, diploma so ja."

Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha:

"Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya: "Mere grandson ka naam,

Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye Aur saath mein ise le aayi,

Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh diya."

Phir maine pooncha: "Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya: "Bambai vapas gayi hai, degree lene ke liye."